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kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.
by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012
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Cute Kittens

Cute, fluffy, playful, funny, interesting, small. What else and you ask for!
You: Look at that litter of kittens!
Me: Thats not regular kittens!
You: Then what are they?
Me: They are a litter of CUTE kittens!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022
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Kitten Flip

The combined usage of Catnip and Cocaine
That Kitten Flip we did last weekend got me feline purrrty wild!
by Kittywiththetitties July 26, 2018
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kitten call

A cat call without the lewd.

More along the lines of "pretty smile!" or "nice dress!"
But is is often called out with the typical whistle :)
*whistle* nice eyes, baby (example of a kitten call)
*whistle* damn, you have beautiful hair (example of a kitten call)
by Queenstarlight March 8, 2018
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Angry Kitten

A person who tries to be mad, but no one will take them seriously because they’re too cute.
Jeff: Hey, did you see Haley’s rant earlier?

Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.
by Jane Body Pillow March 19, 2021
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kitten lizzy

kitten lizzy is the cutest person ever! they make you feel like you’re special and much more it’s the cutest thing. they’ll do everything to make you happy and it rlly is cute 😊! kitten lizzy makes everything 10x better. if you have someone called kitten lizzy make sure to never ever let go of them no matter how hard it gets because you’ll regret it more than anything. kitten lizzy is also the most genuine person and the prettiest person you’ll ever meet <3 kitten lizzy is worth everything to die for. i personally let go kitten lizzy and i’d do anything to go back to that day i’d change everything because letting kitten lizzy go was the most dumbest decision i ever made, and i’d do ANYTHING i mean ANYTHING to go back to when they were mine. anyways the morale is if you have a kitten lizzy be great full and don’t take any moment for granted.
oh wow. hi kitten lizzy.. you’re gorgeous lol <3
by iheartpeanutt July 11, 2021
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Kitten McNugget

Ill have a small fry and a 10 peice Kitten McNugget
by Mkezar December 8, 2016
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