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Ivan

Ivan is a great person and friend. He's funny, kind, smart, reliable, and someone you can always talk to. You'll never get bored of hanging out, and can always have fun whenever and wherever! He's irreplaceable and you'll never find anyone who is remotely close to how awesome Ivan is.
Ivan is my best friend!
by alittlespamaccount September 16, 2024
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
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Ivan

The best person ever. Some people *cough* Eve deny it but deep down they know he's amazing. He is the best basketball player around and is super funny.
Eve: God I hate Ivan!
Everyone: Why Ivan is amazing.
by .:M.e:. December 24, 2022
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ivan and bitya

person 1: wow who’s that great couple over there

person 2: that’s ivan and bitya?

person 1: damn!!
by bajisisidoxi November 22, 2021
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Ivan

Tall and usually dark , tends to have a weird character but everyone wants one in their friend groups
Usually doesn’t like girls because he has been rejected a couple of times
Man isn’t Ivan a good guy to be around
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Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
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