Bosch-wash

A term used to describe a particularly awkward and intrusive sexual position. However this word can also be used to describe a washing machine made by a well known appliance manufacturer.

"Judging by the way that Jenny was walking, she had obviously just had a good bosch-washing!" or " Hopefully James has put my clothes in the bosch washer I will need that shirt later!"

by LE2 ... November 25, 2009

log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.

That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.

by Brave Dave C February 29, 2016

helmet washed

A blow job/oral sex given to a man.

Hey did you and Nancy have intercourse?

No, But, I got my helmet washed!

by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014

Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.

Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.

by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019

Early Wash

The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.

Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.

by Babiigirlhere July 9, 2011

Deep wash

Putting a water bottle right to the back of your throat to drink it.

Person 1: "Hey, can I have some of your water?"

Person 2: "Yeah, just don't deep wash."

by Basketcasethatisconfusedaboutm July 3, 2019

Washing Squash

The act of giving a hand job, either to ones self or to another, for pleasure.

"Where is Bobby?" "I don't know, I think he's in his bedroom washing squash."

by RogerMoore'sUncle January 6, 2017