Depression Bath

When you are so sad and you’ve tried everything to be happy and nothing worked so you go and take a bath

I’ve been crying all day so now I’m going to go take a depression bath

by yeetxxyuhh April 27, 2020

Bath & Bed

When your mate can’t hack it on a night out in Cardiff (Stag 2022) and they need to head back for a Bath & Bed.

Jordan’s had it, Bath & Bed for him…

by Anonymous Cardiff July 25, 2022

Bulwell bath

When a chav cannot be bothered to shower in the morning he brakes out the Lynx Africa and sprays down his track suit and trainers.

Yo Bruv! You smell like a Bulwell bath. Sketty man!

by PHIL MC CRACKEN January 9, 2021

Toaster Bath

When you need to shut off the power.

Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.

by Toaster Bath February 29, 2020

skank bath

When a woman uses only a wet wash cloth to clean herself up after sex.

After sneaking out to have sex with the neighbor Felicia only had time to take a skank bath before running home.

by Ampersand_Man January 23, 2017

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

Magic Bath

Using a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser on any and all parts of your body in a manner designed to briskly remove loose residue while surreptitiously deep cleaning.

Dude, I only have 3 minutes before Rose gets here and my armpits smell like rancid beef.

JMB, dude. (Just Magic Bath)

by SKi-stalski July 24, 2009