hump day

A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.

I did the hump on hump day.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.

by Arlene Fester October 6, 2006

Tree Humping

The act of Humping a tree. This can be through a sexual desire or an act of dominating the tree

Levi was feeling horny, so he involved himself in a session of Tree Humping.

by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

Slappy Hump

Delicious chocolate treat made with chocolate fudge, chocolate pudding, and chocolate cake--layered and baked to perfection. Its the new cake craze thats sweeping the south eastern united states.

Man that Slappy Hump be so good, I best get my hands on some wit dat 2% milk...uh...wait, this isnt 2% its 1%...ugh. Bitch, i thought i told ya to buy da 2%.

by Hugh Jorjy November 11, 2006

hump seat

1. The seat in a van or bus that has the hump from the wheel coming into the vehicle causing your knees to come up to your chest.

2. Making a seat out of the hump from the wheel of a large van (i.e. 15 passenger) in order to fit more people than the vehicle was made for

1. "Let's move seats, I don't want the hump seat."

2. "We can can fit more people in the van, someone take the hump seat."

by hokie April 20, 2006

Humping Sexpedition

Searching for a one night stand.

Me and my friends are heading to the bar on a Humping Sexpedition

by Trissy's Yimbo November 5, 2010

hump beer

Beer consumed on Wednesday or in the middle of a project.

"We are half way through - time for a hump beer."

"This week has been one hot Karl of a week. I could really use a hump beer."

by leon_czolgosz May 21, 2008

Hump of Fate!

1. A sex position of the gods. Can be used by humans, but be warned it can cause vomiting, bruised ovaries, loss of genitals or even death! 2. A skill acuired by full level digimon,beat that one guy in the movie... yeah.

Paul:Hump of Fate! , AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGHH!!!

Hooker:.........

Paul:ohhhhhhhh shit she dead...imma feed some pigs tonight!

by Jimmy Paulhookerson January 26, 2010