Hipsterland

A place where one is surrounded or cannot escape from hipsters.

Jon: Hey, do you want to visit Laguardia with me?
Kate: Fuck no, I hate hipsterland.

Mimi: Do you have a tumblr?
Becca: Of course not! That is like a virtual hipsterland!

by Mikanos April 12, 2011

hipster

A hipster is now basically just a caricature of a liberal, urban European student. The hipster lifestyle started in the late 90s/early 00s as reaction to the MTV/TRL/popstar/celebrity worship/fast food consumer culture that peaked in America right before 9/11. Some people were trying to get away from all of that, and instead shopped at thrift stores, started growing their own organic food, read nonmainstream literature, listened to indie music etc, and didn't really fit in with the average joe, and their intentions were at least somewhat authentic in the beginning, unlike most hipsters now. Its origins were mostly on the west coast like grunge was, because that area already has some slight counter-cultural tendencies. Eventually it was picked up and marketed to the youth as an image and a lifestyle so they could be labeled and to get them to buy stuff, just like they did with grunge in the 90s. Today's stereotypical hipster is an exaggerated version of this earlier hipster.

Today's hipsters are different than the ones in the 90s

by dEX December 11, 2013

Semi Hipster

A person who is sort of a hipster, but not entirely. As they do not meet the criteria of a hipster completely. They deny being a hipster, doesn't necessarily wear hipster clothing or fashion, tries to avoid mainstream music, but still does listen to some mainstream due to influence by friends. They could even not be aware of the existence of the term Hipster. Which makes them a Semi Hipster

A: Dude, you don't listen to mainstream crap, you're a hipster!
B: What?! No no no, but... Yeah, I'm kind of like a hipster, but I don't fit the criteria or descriptions of a hipster entirely, so I guess I'm a... Semi Hipster.
A: ...Fair enough.

by bstrd525 November 16, 2011

Hipster

I would tell you what hipster means, but it's pretty obscure.

Person 1: So, what's a hipster?

Hipster: I would tell you, but you probably don't know them.

by jconnormccann April 13, 2011

Hipster God

A man so hipster he defies explanation. He lives in Sweden. Owns vinyl and has a YouTube channel. Is considered hipster godliness because he was born wearing a denim jacket. His pet is a meth addicted duckling called Duckling. You should worship him.

Jakob Pettersson is THE Hipster God

Pictureplane's Travis Egedy is also considered Hipster God.

by likeseriouslybro February 24, 2011

Hipster

a "hipster": vneck wearing, pot smoking, photography lover, bike riding, skinny jean, weird-ass music listener. they are very easy to find step into stores such as, Forever 21, Urban Outfiters, American Apparel blah blah blah... Hipsters HATE being called "scene kids". When you go into their myspace profile all you see is random retarded photography. They usually have large friend counts too. When they take photos they usually cover their mouths and heavily photoshop the pictures. Hipsters have taken over sites such as myspace, facebook, twitter and the most famous one TUMBLR. They think there cool because they wear ugly shoes and ride fixed gear bikes. Hipsters are like roaches. They can survive anything....even a nuclear bomb. but the most important thing you have to know about a hipster is....THEY ARE F*CKING ANNOYING

Guy 1: dude that scene bitch on myspace "WhoIsKat" is fucking annoying. Guy 2: oh shes no scene shes a "hipster" Guy 1: dude can we just kill her already?!!?!

by crazystevelol August 30, 2010

Hipster Trap

A bear trap like apparatus, typically made from the wheel, gears and chain of a fixed gear bike. Bait inside the trap typically includes Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, American Spirit Cigarettes, American Apparel Clothing, Wide rimmed glasses, as well as other things that will draw in the hipster.

Person 1- Man I hate those fucking hipsters, I wish we could do something about them!
Person 2- You should make a Hipster Trap, just break up an old fixie, buy some PBR, and make a trip to american apparel.

by 1337... July 16, 2011