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hamilton, ontario

A large industrial centre located between Toronto and Niagara Falls. A very multicultural place with many ethnic groups such as Italians, Portuegese, Greeks, Serbs, Croats, West Indians, East Indians, Middle Easterners, and Africans. The downtown area is pretty forgetable, The North End is home to two large steel factories, the East End is supposed to have the highest crime rates, the West End is home to McMaster Univeristy, while "The MOuntain" is a nice, multicultural place.
Man: "I just came from Hamilton, Ontario's East End. Like two people spoke English, all I heard was Serbian, Indian, and Chinese. It's nuts."
by Serbian111 January 1, 2008
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Hamleting

Peeing in a person's ear.
I got hamleted and now I can't hear SHIT.
I enjoy hamleting my loved ones.
by Phat Lutz March 31, 2009
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Hamilton Harbour Commission

A slick, loving move, named after the town of my birth in Southern Ontario.
The Hamilton Harbour Commission occurs best while 69ing some slut. The man is on top and he bears down and fires a messy splatter of shit all over her face. Optionally, he leans back and sits on her nose and mouth for a couple of seconds to prove the point.
After I got tired of giving that bitch head, I welcomed her to the Hamilton Harbour Commission. When I held my ass and sac down on her mouth, she freaked. Then she threw up.
She had to have a shower, so we were almost late for Midnight Mass.
by Dr. Bob Turcott November 24, 2006
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Lewis Hamilton

Mclaren Formula 1 driver probably for his whole F1 career.

Probably the man with the most raw pace around a circuit along with Fernando Alonso (shown by the way they hated each other when they were at the same team).

In the last 3 years has struggled with a crap car.

Has been compared to Ayrton Senna (he isn't as good as the god of F1, but he has similar traits).

Hates Felipe Massa (shown at: Interlagos 08, whole 2011 season)

Should have won the 2007 season (his first) as well as the 2008 season.

Will certainly win more drivers titles.
'Did you see Lewis Hamilton own Vettel on Sunday?'
'Yeah, he's amazing... I love him.'

'Vettel for 2012 champion!'
'Get real, Lewis will thrash him'
by LHfan November 20, 2011
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Hamlet Indiana

A small town in NW Indiana, which is basically LaPorte, next to Kingsford Heights, as well as Kingsbury. It does mostly habitat cheaters and liars and drinking while driving on those back roads because they can get away with it because there is nothing else to do other than farm/drink/cheat/find online affairs and hurt others in the process. Lots of farming area.
hamlet hamlet indiana cheaters liars alcohlics capital of online sex affairs sneaking around back biting
by Disgruntled Human Being March 20, 2011
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Hamilton's Mustache

The same as a Jackson's Mustache, just performed by the less affluent or more douchey with a $10 bill instead of a $20. While this is not the preferred method to wake up for young women the morning after, it is certainly much better than Jefferson's Anus.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?

Y: I don't know, but she was gone when I got back, I gave her Hamilton's Mustache.
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
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hamiltoned

A term named after the rapper Charles Hamilton, this can refer to either a singular or series of unlucky events for the particular person in question. It can run the gamut from something breaking down into a misunderstanding where one pisses off another person unintentionally and gets snuffed in the process, or doing something where one can have the entire population of a particular territory ready to take turns kicking the one being hamiltoned's ass.

It can also lead to that person's disappearance after a series of these unlucky events.
"I had a bad day at the office today. I got told to fuck off by my boss, Pam in accounting is threatening me with a sexual harassment lawsuit, and Chaz won't stop fucking sending me YouTube videos that were funny a year ago. Oh, and Michael sucker punched me when I was heading out on my lunch break! I got hamiltoned today, fml!"

"Charles Hamilton first got punched in the face on camera by his girlfriend, then had the entire community of the Detroit rap scene ready to lay the smackdown on him after a random series of events involving J Dilla. After dropping off the face of the Earth, it was safe to assume that he got hamiltoned."
by HellBoy3K September 10, 2009
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