When a girl attributes traits to a shitty guy that she likes in order to make him seem like a good person when describing him to others. She doesn't look for such traits in a man, but loves to proclaim them as criteria for guys she already likes in order to seem like she's not with the guy just for sex or out of desperation.
Any given girl: Your man looks like he has no personality and will probably abuse you.
Any other given girl: But he's so (nice, in touch with his feminine side, unlike other guys, ok with just hanging out, great with my parents, spontaneous, hard-working, hilarious)!
Guy 1: Did you see Beth last night? She was with Stan
Guy 2: But Stan's a douche!
Guy 1: Yea, I know, but she was making him seem so great and giving him traits he doesn't have in order to convince herself and everyone else that she's with someone actually good
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she's in "but he's so" mode. Stay away from her, I guess she's a psychobitch after all.
Any other given girl: But he's so (nice, in touch with his feminine side, unlike other guys, ok with just hanging out, great with my parents, spontaneous, hard-working, hilarious)!
Guy 1: Did you see Beth last night? She was with Stan
Guy 2: But Stan's a douche!
Guy 1: Yea, I know, but she was making him seem so great and giving him traits he doesn't have in order to convince herself and everyone else that she's with someone actually good
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she's in "but he's so" mode. Stay away from her, I guess she's a psychobitch after all.
by td0109 June 23, 2011
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A guy who is always keen to take things off of his friends, but when asked for something off of him he doesn't want to give it.
Can also be called a Josser
Can also be called a Josser
"Shane took loads of my smokes last night and when i asked him for a beer tonight he went mad"
"that guy is such a hesho".
"that guy is such a hesho".
by Brycey101 November 1, 2006
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"You dam dirty ape."
"You dam dirty ape."
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.
You dam dirty ape.
You dam dirty ape.
by clownass December 6, 2006
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Before Hesitext: If we're not hooking up, I dont want to sleep over. :hesitext: ... (pause)
After Hesitext: Want to cuddle and watch a movie at your place?
After Hesitext: Want to cuddle and watch a movie at your place?
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