Gooch Grime

Also known as Swamp Ass. When the area between your anus and testicles get sweaty, the sweat you get is now Gooch Grime.

Friend 1: "Bro, I was playing MW2 so long, I started getting gooch grime"

Friend 2: "Man, that's fucking nasty!"

by ASillyLittleGoober March 13, 2023

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Gooch Governor

One who has a fetish for Gooch's.

My girlfriend the gooch Governor likes to lick on my gooch during fellatio for hours.

by Madmike68 November 16, 2020

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Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter

(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020

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Gooch Sauna

When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.

Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.

This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.

Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.

by Dick Onchin January 26, 2021

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Gooch Drippings

When the moisture in your downstairs area soaks through your clothing and creates literal drip from your arsehole and gooch. Evident among the khaki wearers. Unseeable for those who wear black bottoms.

After a long hot day (insert recreational activity).....
Jared “bro it looks like there’s a puddle where your ass is supposed to be. Wtf happened?”
Earl “o ya must be the inevitable gooch drippings I get when it’s above 85 degrees. Can I still get a ride home broham”
Jared “ naw bro don’t want your ass juice to soak into my seats. Maybe another time”

by DthePenetratorShogun May 9, 2021

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