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Brown glitter

The brown spackle left on the sides of the toilet bowl after a violent shat.
That Karen left some brown glitter for you to scrub.
by Long Shlong 68 May 11, 2020
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Glitterate

All things glitter and sparkles. To decorate something with typically an excess of glitter.

Could also refer to a state of mind, like smashing a goal but with lots of pizzaz, glitz and glamour.
Time to glitterate this Christmas ball!!!
by KatGov April 19, 2023
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Glitter-Bomb

When you pack your ashes inside of a package that explodes when opened therefore, creating a huge mess to the receiver
I hate when someone glitter-bombs my house creating a giant mess.
by The Writer450 May 26, 2021
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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
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Glitter Bomb Bitch

A bitter friend that would like to see you fail. The person is salty-sweet, doing nice things that secretly mean harm. This person gives gifts that on the surface seem harmless, but leave behind a cloud of glitter, making a mess that is bothersome and hard to clean. A Frenemy that is calculated and jealous.
That Glitter Bomb Bitch recommended a hair stylist that she knew would ruin my hair!
by TwoFacesPodcast May 7, 2022
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Glitter Dick

by McFetacheese November 6, 2017
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Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..
by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020
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