by Long Shlong 68 May 11, 2020

All things glitter and sparkles. To decorate something with typically an excess of glitter.
Could also refer to a state of mind, like smashing a goal but with lots of pizzaz, glitz and glamour.
Could also refer to a state of mind, like smashing a goal but with lots of pizzaz, glitz and glamour.
by KatGov April 19, 2023

When you pack your ashes inside of a package that explodes when opened therefore, creating a huge mess to the receiver
by The Writer450 May 26, 2021

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.
This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.
A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.
A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!
The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.
After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!
The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.
After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024

A bitter friend that would like to see you fail. The person is salty-sweet, doing nice things that secretly mean harm. This person gives gifts that on the surface seem harmless, but leave behind a cloud of glitter, making a mess that is bothersome and hard to clean. A Frenemy that is calculated and jealous.
by TwoFacesPodcast May 7, 2022

by McFetacheese November 6, 2017

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020
