The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
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Funky Skier

When someone applies the woman's vaginal fluids post-ejaculation on the feet and then proceeds to glide on the floor, akin to a skier
Jessica was amazed that Marco could still do the funky skier after 3 hours of sex
by Strelok_86 May 30, 2023
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Funky time

To have the funkiest time. Sometimes used as a sexual innuendo.
Let's have a funky time.

That was the funkiest time I've had in years.
by GayKermitMeme July 09, 2018
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funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.
Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.
by formfaktor March 23, 2005
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Funky nigga

A black person (nigger or nigga) who takes part in a bunch of shenanigans and tomfoolery like bank robberies and being arrested. They often are one shade to dark and you need a thermal camera to see them even in the daytime, they are quick little fellas and very good at hide and seek. They are mostly found in KFC or Popeyes. The only niggas that aren’t funky niggas are the ones who are nigger crackers, these nigger nugget crackers only show signs of hostility when you take away their off-brand hellcats! Better be safe when you go to a prison full of funky niggers!
Woah! A funky nigga just ate my hellcat! Well, I guess his nigga ass couldn’t control himself. Funky niggas are quite silly. Funky niggas
by Frolicking frilick cube February 15, 2024
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