When you don't have enough time to unclogg the toilet before you have to pee so when you flush you leave immediately and wash your hands in the kitchen sink
My friend had to pull a Flush & Fly before he got the his hazmat suit on to reenter the "battlezone"
by Niggerinthehood December 17, 2018

When you make a boneheaded decision or miss a chance at something. I missed the game winning shot. I really flushed the mouse on that one.
Spice is the Tony Kornheiser Show
Spice is the Tony Kornheiser Show
I missed the game winning shot. I really flushed the mouse on that one.
My mom ruined the meatloaf. She really flushed the mouse on that one
My mom ruined the meatloaf. She really flushed the mouse on that one
by Schmeckle33 April 22, 2024

Technique for immediately flushing the toilet after taking a shit, to eliminate lingering odors. Used in most county jails due to all cells sharing ventilation.
by Kennyrivs January 20, 2017

Expression that signifies you really screwed something up, especially when operating under pressured. Similar to "dropped the ball, "spit the bit" or "choked" - only worse. First coined on the Tony Kornheiser Podcast.
The Northwestern Men's Basketball team really FLUSHED THE MOUSE when the lost to Chicago State 73 - 75.
by exCGNDCA April 19, 2024

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019

by Bootsy and the hammer March 28, 2024

by noflusher123 August 27, 2019
