Rakia Flu

The AIDS like illness following 2 or more nights drinking more than the recommended 1 Rakia a night. Associated sweats, shakes, anxiety, facial peeling, acidic watery shits and impetigo. Can’t be cured, only delayed...by drinking more Rakia.

“Is it Ebola Doc?”

“No sir, I’m afraid it’s much worse - you have Rakia flu.”

by Kenmalone March 3, 2019

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Hoochie flu

When you lay out of work with a Hoochie girl

I can't come in today , I've got the Hoochie flu

by dat middle child June 1, 2016

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Flu Rape

The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.

Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."

Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."

Chris: "That sounds rapey."

Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."

by The Schwerper December 22, 2017

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bitch flu

When you are so hungover, you just can’t even. Symptoms include being too hot, shaking, puffy face, and inability to sit still or sleep but also inability to move or get up. Pairs with whining, ruining everyone else’s fun, and thinking you’re going to die. Frequently occurs on the last day of a binge-drinking vacation. No amount of water helps. Drinking more will sometimes help reduce symptoms but prolongs the sickness.

Mark: “i think something is wrong with me. I can’t eat this and I’m too hot. I am never drinking again”

Ryan: “Sounds like you got a case of bitch flu. Shut up and get over it. Have some vodka.”

by RCPMNM June 23, 2018

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Stupid Flu

When someone says an idiotic statement, and the "retardedness" spreads like the flu.

Did you catch the stupid flu or something?

Sorry, I caught the stupid flu, can't think properly right now.

*Dumb statement made*
You have stupid flu.

by afroazn April 2, 2011

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