Lightly Farded

To fard lightly

"I lightly farded"
"You found lightly farded pants!"

by Fard Studios™ October 4, 2022

Bed farter

Someone who farts in bed

Ayy I was sleepin with my wifey and i was such a Bed farter

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

retarder farter

a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.

also can be male or female.

the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.

“oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”

by retarded farted March 19, 2025

retarder farter

a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.

also can be male or female.

the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.

“oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”

by retarded farted March 19, 2025

kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 11, 2020

shided and farded and came

where you shit fart and cum your pants at the exact same time

lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros

me: kill yourself

by shid penis May 12, 2022

shided and farded and came

where you shit and fart and cum your pants at the same time

lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros

me: kill yourself

by shid penis May 12, 2022