Irish exit

To leave a social event drunk without any recollection of when or how.

Dude 1: Dude, I don't even know what time I left the wedding. Man was I trashed.
Dude 2: Yeah man, nice Irish exit, nobody knew you even left.

by NYCityBoy July 27, 2006

greek exit

To leave before paying your share of the bill

At the bar took the greek exit leaving his friends to pick up his tab.

by billthecat November 3, 2011

excited dump

A bowl movement that comes upon abruptly after getting good news. Most commonly happens with dogs and people.

Guy 1. Dude your dog just crapped on my carpet!
Guy 2. Relax it was just an excited dump it won't happen again.

by Dicegame October 13, 2006

Epitaph

Coolest person in the world, is super-great, and is super-awesome. See also; Big-Dicked star.

Man, that guy is SO epitaph!

by agih4eo December 7, 2003

Epitome

Noun:
A male demon that can be summoned to bring fire to your enemies.

“Stephan’s house burned down because Rodger summoned Epitome on him”

by Fornite4lyfe February 8, 2019

Facebook excitement

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned

Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement

by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011

Get your excitedness out

Is used when someone wants someone else to get excited about something and has absolutely nothing to do with one's genitals.

Girl #1: Yay! We're seeing Fall Out Boy.
Girl #2: But they're awful !
Girl #1: Get your excitedness out !

by kierstenvelope October 20, 2008