Even

He is the smartest guy in the house and he is the best friend you have and he is cool.

Omg Even is comming!

by Urban Bictionary September 13, 2021

Evens

Evens are super cool people, often with an incredible hairstyle and mad talent in the arts, such as design or singing! They'd typically be the "red" characters - fiery, passionate, determined, and fun! If you catch sight of an Evens, there's probably someone head over heels for them - and who can blame them? Kind, creative, funny, and resourceful, Evens has it all. If anyone is lucky enough to get with an Evens, they'd have a surefire friend for life.

Person: *sees Evens* Hey, my friend has a crush on you!
Everyone else: Well duh!

by franturtle November 23, 2021

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

Even

The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.

-Who's that guy over there?

-Ohhhh, thats Even!!

by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017

even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song

i can vape even on my hover board

by ratchada dykeman October 22, 2018

don’t even think about it girl

popularly used in videos that could be written as comments

oh no no no no you’re not getting a dog don’t even think about it girl

by wassup shaheer December 23, 2021

not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible

John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"

by --ee-- October 7, 2023