Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021
Get the Horse-Cock Egomug. A conversational tactic in which someone dismisses or undermines another person by questioning their identity, status, or perceived relevance, rather than engaging with the actual topic or argument at hand. Often used to shift focus away from the subject matter, it serves as a subtle (or not-so-subtle) power move intended to challenge someone’s credibility, diminish their voice, or frame them as some random person in the discussion.
Guy 1: “Man, this dude’s music is straight garbage. I don’t get how anyone listens to him.”
Guy 2: “I mean, I get where you’re coming from, but honestly, his production’s clean and his flow’s not that bad.”
Guy 3: “Nigga who even are you? Nobody is talking to you. You’re just some random jumping in.”
Guy 2: “Bro, I’m just giving my take. It’s a public convo.”
Guy 1: “Exactly. Why are you always egoing people, man? Just stick to the topic.”
Guy 2: “I mean, I get where you’re coming from, but honestly, his production’s clean and his flow’s not that bad.”
Guy 3: “Nigga who even are you? Nobody is talking to you. You’re just some random jumping in.”
Guy 2: “Bro, I’m just giving my take. It’s a public convo.”
Guy 1: “Exactly. Why are you always egoing people, man? Just stick to the topic.”
by fufufck April 13, 2025
Get the Egoingmug. An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"
by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015
Get the ego clogmug. Moreso a juvinile word when someone you are cool with or just admire, does something intentionallly, or unintentionally, to steal some of your ego
"Yo whats up David"
*david who is right in front of him keeps his eyes straight and walks like nobody was talking*
"Jacob, why is david on an egoing spree today?"
*david who is right in front of him keeps his eyes straight and walks like nobody was talking*
"Jacob, why is david on an egoing spree today?"
by Yackobob September 29, 2025
Get the Egoingmug. When you get your hair done (cornrows, double barrel twist, butterfly locs etc.) and they’re done well, you’ll probably experience BRAID EGO
Life revolves around you for however long the freshness of your braids last.
Life revolves around you for however long the freshness of your braids last.
frank just got his new twists done,
He’s going to have ridiculous braid ego. His hair looks incredible
He’s going to have ridiculous braid ego. His hair looks incredible
by Pastor green leaf II February 9, 2024
Get the BRAID EGOmug. At first I thought Drew was emo, but then I realized that he loved himself, so he had to be an ego person.
by Furnald December 31, 2007
Get the ego personmug. egoed
verb
To do something that common wisdom thinks is a bad idea. Usually resulting in failure that comes with some hurt. Because you thought the rules don't apply to you.
derived from the gaming community
verb
To do something that common wisdom thinks is a bad idea. Usually resulting in failure that comes with some hurt. Because you thought the rules don't apply to you.
derived from the gaming community
Jack egoed it.
by Gesopond November 25, 2024
Get the egoedmug.