Get your clumps in a log

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

by Colegade July 8, 2009

clums

clums, shortnick of the smurf called clumsy, is not only the personification of murphies law, however, even the most terriffic d00d ever seen on the irc-network "Quakenet."

nevertheless, he example´s himself :)

by clums March 10, 2004

Clumps

Clumps refers to someone who is gaining or has gained a good amount of body fat!

u got the Clumps u gained alot of weight!!

by sykedamenice December 29, 2011

Cluster of Fuck

Word used in clint eastwood films. It is used to exaggerate the word fuck rather than calling him a fuck or fuck head it is made funny by making it a cluster of fuck.

Hey Fat Boy get up off the ground and do something you cluster of fuck (normally said by gym teachers)

by Shaggy February 22, 2005

clusterbation

1. a circle jerk. 2. An operation that fails on different heirarchical levels or fails in communication, related to SNAFU and FUBAR 3. fiasco 4. complete failure 5. an operation doomed to failure almost from the outset

That event was a clusterbation, the owner of the festival is taking vendor fees from the boothies and the actual owner of the property doenst know where the money is.

by Sturm March 31, 2008

clums

massive mank bloke called stewart

man with glassess who breaks everything he touches

by dave January 29, 2004

cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.

(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving

by eneville August 5, 2010