Someone who has a friend who won't buy them a GOD DAMN PHONE AFTER THEY GOT SCAMMED OVER 3 TIMES! LIKE, HE PAYED HIS FRIEND OVER 400 BUCKS, BUT HE KEEPS ON LYING! Also someone who has another friend that says they have been to China and was playing in a game competition for the impossible quiz and the grand prize was platinum that is worth 150,000 dollars! Also, friends that try to get him a girlfriend... Also, a friend who won the spelling bee and loves making musical.lys. XD
Example 1: "Dude can you buy me this iphone 7 plus if I give you 400 bucks on ebay?" Friend: "Sure dude!" (A couple days later, he told you he scammed you) Example 2: Hey bro, I am rich bro cuz I went to China and won a competition! ;) Example 3: Friend "CHRIS, YOU NEED OT GET A GIRLFRIEND!" Chris: "What if don't want to?" Friend: "WELL TOO F*CKING BAD!" Example: Spelling Bee Dude: "Spell the word Harambe" Friend: "Can you use that in a sentence?" Spelling Bee Dude: "The kids put their dicks out for harambe due to his tragic death" Friend: "OHH, I got this! H-a-r-a-m-b-e!" Spelling Bee Dude: "HOLY SHIT M8, IM ACTUALLY AUSTRAILIAN. ALSO, YOU WON THE SPELLING BEE! WHAT A BARBIE ON THE GRILL!" Friend: "OMG! I totally gotta make am musically for this! Im so good! XD"
by ChrisGaming85 September 4, 2017
Get the Chrismug. Chris....hmmm where do I start , loves getting drunk and getting “hoes” loves old school cars and getting “turnt” usually has over 5 kids
by Jacob Daniel June 6, 2019
Get the Chrismug. He's nice and funny, he might seem and but unemotional but he really is quite emotional. He always seems like he is wearing cologne but he isn't. He has really nice hair but has to put gel on it to prevent you from staring. he's comforting even if he isn't there.
by Nicompoop Karis October 5, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Hey man,don't start being like your brother Chris.
That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.
That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.
by Con Artist July 27, 2016
Get the Chrismug. Chris is the most narcissistic ass wipe you will ever meet. Do not believe a word that comes out of his mouth because he tells a different story to everyone he meets. Be careful with what he makes you think because he will paint you a picture of what he wants you to see. He is a manipulative lying cunt and hopefully if you meet him you can see through his lies and do not fall into his trap. Side note he’s a shit root and has a pencil thin dick. If you can call him out on his bullshit he will make you think you’re insane and that it’s your fault when really it’s not. He’s cares about himself and himself and himself. When you pull him up on his bullshit he will spin some more shit. He likes to bounce from girl to girl and back again and lie straight to your face. He pretends to care but he really doesn’t and just wants you to think he does. Anyway I’ve wasted enough of my thoughts on him. Good luck if you get caught up with him, you’ll see him for what he really is eventually. Also he has puffy nipples.
by Cuntlordinstagram May 10, 2019
Get the Chrismug. 
by denatlllrt546 May 19, 2015
Get the Chrismug.