john buzzell

Fucking your mom

John buzzell is fucking your mom

by Shrek sucks a dilldo December 20, 2016

fat buzz

(Noun) - an intense nicotine buzz

Yo Myles, I was ripping my juul and have a fat buzz.

by Leelf April 18, 2018

Local Buzzer

A person local to an area that is looking for a quick buzz off of an event, be this being a bystander or taking part in an exciting event.

Person 1: There is a big event in town later.

Person 2: I bet there will be loads of local buzzers

by Will181181 May 24, 2018

ample buzzard

Someone who has a very small penis so needs to bring a dildo (buzzard) with them to pleasure anyone.

That guy stefano is a real ample buzzard.

by Tucan Sam14 July 7, 2020

First Buzz Syndrome

When someone drinks for the first time and have enough to get buzzed, then won't shut the fuck up.

Person 1: Why was Phil saying so much random, weird, out of pocket, and cringey shit last night?

Person 2: It was his first time drinking. He had first buzz syndrome

by bilthebuket January 18, 2023

pops and buzzers

Used by Phil Hartman on Saturday Night Live as he played The Chairman of the Board

Means incomprehensible, "a bunch of garbage", don't get it.

What he said, it's all pops and buzzers to me.

by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005

one shot buzz

effects on noobies during the kick off. it mainly is a person who hasn't had a beer yet, and can't handle the first drink.

minor symptoms: (most likely to happen)
-acts strange
-tries to drink more beer thinking it'll wear off
THE NEXT DAY:
-has a severe hangover

major symptoms: (least likely to happen; but still can happen)

-cringing face (doesn't like beer)
-tries to egg his/her way out of drinking another for the second kickoff
-passes out after the shot

-If this ever happens to somebody at a party, you could:

-help them out

-let them have their fun (get used to partying)

-leave them to die (not literally)

My friend got invited to his first party, he had to do the noobie kickoff. He got a one shot buzz from it. but he didn't pass out!

by shotinthedark112 June 17, 2009