ethnic burrito

The act of a Mexican man shoving his entire body into the vagina of an extremely obese white woman.

Dude I stopped hiring Juan to mow my lawn because he did an ethnic burrito with Mrs. Johnson down the street.

by Chubby Robot April 25, 2017

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burrito garden

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

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When and your partner wrap yourselves in a blanket/towel and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

Can we go to the beach and burrito fuck?

I always cum so hard when we burrito fuck!

by Strawberry wheels August 09, 2020

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Boring or very un-fulfilling. No one likes a meatless burrito.

Why are going to bed so early? You're being a real meatless burrito.

by Meaty Burrito February 16, 2016

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When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.

Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"

by Mount Philimanjaro February 02, 2016

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To swaddle oneself in an enveloping way with an article of comfort whilst laying on the floor.

I want to go burrito on the floor right now.

by Itsyaboiskinnypeen November 21, 2019

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The food that is eaten, could be a literal burrito or a burger or any food that causes gastrointestinal Hell.

Last night, my friends and I went to a restaurant and I had a Dante's Burrito. I went to Hell for about a half-hour, or so.

by Cryptic anonymity August 13, 2017

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