by ya boi1234 March 6, 2018

The creator of bridges, the god of memes, and to all is the most sexy thing in existence. He pwns Minequaft noobs in Bed Wars and creates bridge eggs with his mind. He is truly a Bridge Jesus.
Damn, that manz just pwned that nub in Minequaft Bedwares. That's MLG pro, litty litty litty like a Bridge Jesus.
by neckslapper November 28, 2017

Mr. Bridges had a beautiful and warm heart for everyone who ended up on his doorstep of life. He was an ecology teacher at Gilbert High School who was appreciated by many students because he listened to what they had to say and offered help and advice no matter what. His words and kindness will live on in the hearts of many. Stay strong Mr. B, we'll be missing you. "Don't ever feel that you're alone." June 18, 1952-July 12, 2010
Person 1 "Who's your ecology teacher?"
Person 2 "Hang on let me check... Mr. Bridges."
Person 1 "LUCKY!!!"
Person 2 "Hang on let me check... Mr. Bridges."
Person 1 "LUCKY!!!"
by 143life July 19, 2010

An often perfidious person who commits the act of needlessly getting in one's way or stealing one's turn.
Also used as a verb to represent blocking the pathway to one's metaphorical bridge or chosen passage.
A variant on the verb "to snake", also meaning to impede upon a person's path.
Also used as a verb to represent blocking the pathway to one's metaphorical bridge or chosen passage.
A variant on the verb "to snake", also meaning to impede upon a person's path.
Dude, I was playng Legend of Zelda on the Wii and that Yeti was a total Bridge hogger. What a bastard."
by Don'tHogMyBridge December 29, 2010

The act of holding yourself up by one hand (e.g. On your bed) and holding your other side up with your feet (e.g. On a table or windowsill) and wanking. The increased blood flowing to the penis makes you more erect.
by Harambeisinourhearts August 24, 2017

A rapper from the mitten who plays basketball on the side. He has managed to turn his life into a mycareer player and he just completes side missions.
by Espn trap news February 4, 2022

When you drink a weak as piss beer because a mate's either brought it over and you're trying not to offend them, or your alternative beer is strong and you need a temporary break from that sweet, sweet nectar because life with it is like continually shooting up rainbows and you need
something to remind you shit's real
something to remind you shit's real
by Roboyo May 5, 2016
