Brand Storyteller

A brand storytelling is a person who uses emotional narratives to do nothing.

“Oh, brand storyteller? Nice so what’s it about?”
- You see this bar?
- Yes
- Do you want a drink?

by Realdictionaryman August 27, 2023

Russell Branded

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.

"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"

by CoronaMan September 18, 2023

Jamie Brand

A hickey predominantly located under or on the lower part of a woman’s left breast, but has also been known to be located on the right in rare circumstances, indicating that a man named Jamie has marked or claimed this woman.

Bro you can see the Jamie brand under her swimsuit, you don’t have a chance.

by Domicen December 17, 2020

Madeleine Brandes

A beautiful woman who will steal your heart. every guy likes her and wants to be with her

Damn nigga, Madeleine Brandes is lookin dope cute asf.

by LargeCockMan69 December 17, 2020

Brands

a type of product manufactured by a particular company under a particular name

My brands sold out

by God’s son November 30, 2020

google.ca/images/branding/googlelogo/1x/googlelogo_color_272x92dp.png

this is what happens when you drag the google logo into the search bar

but if your looking at this in urban dictionary your probably very bored

ima go look up google.ca/images/branding/googlelogo/1x/googlelogo_color_272x92dp.png in urban dictionary becuase im bored

by sniper nate November 2, 2020

Off-Brand

When something gets inspired off of an original brand. The company then starts to make the brand they wanted and steal the design from that other brand they copy. (example: Dr. Thunder is ripped off of Dr. Pepper)

Ryan: Hey D, What you up to?
Dean: Nothing much, bro...
Ryan: I was hired to a company that makes Crunch-Kats!
Dean: Whats that?
Ryan: A chocolate Wafer Bar
Dean: Are you f-cking serious? That's an off-brand!

by HiGuyzItzMeh January 7, 2021