Bookus

The general name of a local hick who dresses inappropriately for the weather and frequent diners early on Sunday mornings, the only day they venture into town from their meth lab

Bookus and Baxter arrived by pickup to Selena's for their pancakes

by Randy Winterbottoms August 14, 2012

Fruit Boots

A term for inline skates keyed by skateboarders who become frustrated when people on inline skates ride the shit out of the obstacle that the skateboarder is standing around waiting for a 30 meter space to hit; seeming to the stander to be out of control. An insult resulting from anger held by skateboarders for those who didn't join them in jumping on the skateboarding bandwagon when Tony Hawk became part of pop-culture in the late '90s, mostly because those who aren't concerned with what others think of them can do things that will never be attempted on a skateboard.

Skateboarder A: That guy in the Fruit Boots sure does make me look like an asshole.

Skateboarder B: Yeah. I can't land simple tricks, much less the kind of stuff he's doing. I sure do wish my balls were as big as his too.

Skateboarder A: Maybe our friends would think we looked cooler if we did something other than stand here and look at the jumps.

by Darth Mater March 24, 2009

boots

An ugly or busted female. Derived from UGG boots, which are very, very ugly.

(A busted girl walks by thinking she's Megan Fox.)

Kizzle: "Yo, that bitch was boots!"
D: "::shakes head:: Boots?"
Kizzle: "UGGS!"

by K. Magnus June 25, 2009

boots-on

to go into the bathroom of a bar and do lines.

Dude, Omar and Jarod totally got their boots on at the bar last night.

by Daquawn (Dave) February 6, 2005

Bootsie Collins

A person who leaves an extraordinary amount of missed calls on someone's phone.

A person who drinks too much Sailor Jerry (Collins) that they end up in the hotel pool with their clothes on.

Mike totally got the Bootsie Collins last night, he had over 33 missed calls!

That dude pulled a Bootsie Collins at the Inn last night!

by Radar Clubber March 30, 2009

boots

Typically a sexy short redhead. Everyone should call her boots because,
-Her hair is red.
-Red in Spanish is rojo.
-Dora taught us Spanish.
-Dora has a friend named Boots.
-Boots wears red boots.
-Abby has red hair.
It is a never ending circle, thus the perfect name.

She is a descendant of the crazy cereal eater people, who buy cereal by the ton to worship. All the girls are jealous of her because of her butt because she has a butt with the strength of TEN MEN!!!!!
She is obsessed with shoes and will fling toddlers out of her way to get them. She has a strange addiction to sniffing firecrackers. Her favorite animal is a peacock. She will just start talking to the voices inside of her head about rice and peaches.
She twerks all the time with her butt of TEN MEN!!!!!!!
She is lots of fun to be around and will always put a smile on your face.

Dorothy: I wish i had a butt like Abby.
Cathrine:Well of course, everybody is jealous of her extremely strong butt.
Dorothy: It's got to be as strong as TEN MEN!!!

I needed the example boots

by I Hope This Was Good Enough November 13, 2013

lead boots

A person is said to be wearing a pair of lead boots when he/she is acting in a passive/aggressive manner. Usually indicated by heavy footfalls and door slamming etc. Can also be used to indicate that a person in an ill-humoured mood. Should be used especially when the person has a chip on his/her shoulder.

What's up with John?" "He's got his lead boots on.

by concarrot July 9, 2010