Pizza bandit

the equivalent of a dine and dash for pizza delivery. when you order pizza to 2 houses close by in a close time frame (so the delivery guy comes to the house with both orders in the car), and the delivery guy goes to the first door, and someone runs out and steals the remaining pizza from the delivery car, then he is a pizza bandit.

we came home from the bar and we were hungry and had no money...so we just did Pizza bandits

by pepperoni bandito June 22, 2010

pumpkin bandit

The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.

The pumpkin was stole from her desk, smashed, and returned. It must have been the pumpkin bandit.

by pmkinbandito October 21, 2010

Lip Bandit

One who can't resist the urge to suck a cock. Your typical lip bandit, tends to be found in both rural and urban areas. Habitats include; public parks, "glory holes," restrooms, and most heavily wooded areas, not with held to national parks. These merciless succubus tend to congregate near a steady bass beat during down time. Should one encounter such a creature most Ex-bandits recommend approaching with caution. These uncouth mammals have a way of always covering their trails.

Person 1: "I caught that goddamned lip bandit you were with at that damned dollar general!!!"

Person 2: " I don't know what you're talking about..."

(Lip bandits are a lot like the Illuminati) See Illuminati.

by AfghaniRage May 11, 2014

fart bandit

Someone who enjoys stealing your farts

That fuckin' wierdo Jessie is coming over again, and hes such a fart bandit. Really tries to bury his nose in the backdoor and take em all in secretly.

by onebitchnigga October 17, 2014

Red Bandit

White male late 20's early 30's with ginger hair, day walker. Loves to get fucked up on pills and beer and go on dates with $30 dollar prostitutes. Preferably two black ones at a shitty hotel. Can't get his dick hard to fuck'em blames the hookers and calls a new one and takes her to next room over. Uses mangled finger to finger bang her and scratches the inside of her pussy to shit. The Red Bandit is a very horny villain with no boundaries or safe words.
The Red Bandit is also a hair cummer. Chick falls asleep and he's a wake he will at all cost cum in her hair.

The Red Bandit loves blow jobs.

If you were asked if you were hungry and you were, it would be appropriate to say "does the Red Bandit love blow jobs?"

Wake up in the morning and your hair is already gel'd, you got hit by the Red Bandit

by Hamboan December 14, 2013

bananna bandit

A homosexual that tries to suck of straight men in front of their wives.

That bananna bandit walked right Bob's house and sucked his cock right in front of Jill.

by Skrilllz September 2, 2015

Arse Bandit

'Arse Bandit', is a derogatory term or phrase that refers to ones sexual orientation, stereotypically one of a male homosexual tendency. However, the added implication of 'Arse Bandit' also refers to the frequency of ones sexual partners. Deriving from the English words:

- 'Arse' early examples of which can be found in the early Germanic and Anglo-Saxon language. Referring to the Buttocks or 'rear end' of the human anatomy.

-'Bandit' late 16th century: from Italian 'bandito', ‘banned’, past participle of 'bandire' ‘to ban’.

for example:

TOM: Hi mate, how are you?
NICK: Fuck off, you dirty arse bandit!

TOM: Sound mate.

by ArseBandit432 July 25, 2016