Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

AXE OF FAX

Axe- definition= FAX

"YO. IM AN AXE OF FAX, YO, THE NAME IS WAYNE, MesS WITH MY BUTT, YOU FEEL THE PAIN.

by Jax Fax Of Genshin Impact March 16, 2021

Bad Axe

Bad Axe is a city in Central Huron County, Michigan. It has things that a city with 3,000 has, such as a Walmart, McDonald's, KFC, a thirft store, a radio station, ACE hardware store, and even a Mejier since this is in the middle of nowhere, Bad Axe is a nice little town. It is the largest city in the county.

Guy: Hey, where do you live?
Bad Axe man: Bad Axe, Michigan
Guy: Nice, I like that place.

by Demondude321 August 9, 2020

Battle Axe

A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other

"Oh my wife shes a uh, real battle axe of a woman, a real back bone of life".

by Stain Moleman August 1, 2023

ax elra arup

slang for coward

You're such an ax elra arup

by ashokramsey1 January 18, 2023

battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.

Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Trash Axing

The act of covering up your boyfriends swamp ass and your trash juice pussy stench after banging one out on MT. Crumpet with HEAVY amounts of axe body spray.

My ex wife is trash axing the car so HEAVILY after picking up Oscar from MT. Crumpet I can smell her coming a mile down the road.

by imashitonthesewallsray November 30, 2021