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pyro axe

a legendary axe no longer obtainable cuz allencc stole all of the diamonds
by unban deathguy December 26, 2020
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Axe Tag

spraying axe deodorant on a public surface to feel gangster and not get in trouble
Look at this Axe I stole from the mini mart, I'm gonna Axe Tag in the back of the mini mart cause that's how I roll.
by urworsthacker01 December 27, 2011
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Ax in a Nutshell

Shoving a pole or a broom stick up a womans vagina. Mostly done by another woman.
That was a great way to Ax in a Nutshell!
by The one who made this November 14, 2011
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you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.
"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."
by spacechief May 7, 2017
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AX

Ancient Ex, an ex from a relationship prior to your previous one
Girl, my AX called me last night. I hadnt spoken to him in three years.
by Fashionplatenc October 26, 2008
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Beavers Axe

A concept or suggestion that in practice would in fact be beneficial, but only in a negligible attribute or change.

as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.

The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).

I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!

The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.

Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
"I mean sure the bill made my rent 50 dollars cheaper, but my utility's are still shooting up. Its just a beavers axe, Ya know?" Said Ned Flanders, in his unexpected Guest Star role on "Urban Dictionary".
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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Axe Bomb

Axe Bomb, the action where in you pierce an aerosol can of axe deodorant and roll it into a room imitating a smoke grenade to take away the unpleasant odor it has. Axe Bombs are usually used for worst case scenarios and as a drastic measure to rid a room of its previous smell.
Enzos mom would’ve smelled the weed in the recording studio if we hadn’t Axe Bombed the room moments prior to her entering.
by NotDavid69/14 August 10, 2020
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