Can be very self-centered at times, but also a very intelligent individual. She can disagree with your opinion most all times, but pushing all of that aside she is genuinely a kind hearted person and friend.
by Honesty is key April 4, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. by Valeria Cheera Cook June 18, 2018
Get the alyssamug. IF you ever find a girl named Alyssa she will probably be really crazy AND ANNOYING, but in the end she is nice and funny. She is very hopeless though. SHE LIKES any boy thats fat and is named Demonie. She has a strict mother and lives maybe in an apartment. She loves cheeries. Pancakes. DupA CHang, Pizza, and other stuff. AND HATES BROCOLI AND ANIMALS AND
by Gertrude Anonymous November 7, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. a girl who is very headass and smells like fish and looks like a gerbil. she has very serious mental issues, and constantly confuses her boyfriend with her dad. she loves to kiss her cousins, and they love to kiss her back. she has a sweet spot for girls, and justin bieber doesn’t love her. she tries so hard for his attention but she’s a creep. she probably snorts coke with her grandma. she is obsessed with minecraft, she is going nowhere in her life because of her obsession with minecraft.
*weird person singing* : “i wake up in the morning i got minecraft on my mind”
person 2 : oh don’t worry that’s just that weird bitch alyssa
person 2 : oh don’t worry that’s just that weird bitch alyssa
by my nigga jimmy June 12, 2019
Get the alyssamug. A girl that will definitely give you a headache. Alyssas can be pretty fun but their personalities can be too much at times. They think too highly of themselves and give themselves credit to feel better. Alyssas aren’t the best looking either and have a masculine look to them. They simply think they’re better than everyone else and try to show off too much which can lead to friends not wanting to talk to them. Alyssas claim to be good friends but their listening skills aren’t the best and are often judgmental. She can be fun to date but she’s definitely not marriage material due to commitment issues and isn’t someone you really want to deal with for the rest of your life.
by JamesG87 May 30, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. A wonderful person to be around. She lives to gift people and joke about her depression. She is also a dumb bitch
by Avi1969 December 18, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is the ugliest girl that you will meet she is Stubborn And always wants her way she has no really friends and no one likes her she always starts drama even if people don’t know it she is the definition the worse girl and I feel bad to any boy that dates her
Daughter”can I go somewhere with my friends”mom” no today “ daughter “ please I dont want to end up like Alyssa”
by _No Name_ January 26, 2019
Get the Alyssamug.