Alex

A fit person really good in bed and has a massive cock

Do I look good alex is coming 🤤!

by Vvvrrrrooommm bitch January 1, 2020

Alex

A good mate to smoke up with,tells racist jokes but he's "kidding", can relate to most things, he's mates with everyone, gets bullied at times, a cunt sometimes, but he's still a good lad and ciggy boy

Alex

by MemetellVEVO January 17, 2020

Alex

Cute, and boring sometimes, you really need to do something in order for him to react. He laughs at almost everything and all the girls like him.

Girl, "Ugh, why is Alex hanging out with her.
Girl 2, "Ikr
*Alex throws pinecone at friend and misses.

by Wolfpup4224 January 22, 2020

Alex

A great friend he has many friends and he loves lucazade

Man there’s Alex yay

by Ayyyyyyweueueueu February 7, 2020

Alex

An absolute spud, pretty small and derpy. Way smaller compared to someone named Harrison. Pretty cute tho. Midget.

Alex is soooooo short

by not a spud April 10, 2020

Alex

A FUCKING SIMP

Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park“
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”

by Alex=simp April 18, 2020

Alex

Someone who constantly talks about things that nobody cares about, such as the Minecraft Nether Update, and WAIFUS.

If you are required to be within the presence of an Alex, especially larger weeb ones, run very fast. VERY FAST AND FAR.

I have to be within 10 metres of Alex today. Can't wait for him to start talking about random irrelevant topics.

by Daily Description Boi February 11, 2020