Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.

Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.

by szaisthebestilovesza May 15, 2022

Albert Breaker

He’s the best!

X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.

by chupapi munyanyo! November 21, 2021

Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt

Damn thats big Albert

by dirt98304756934875 December 24, 2020

Albert

A little man who is fluid between ducks and geese. He is a good boy

Me: I love Albert!
Him: Squaaaak!

by Evie_the_big_gae July 10, 2021

albert

a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues

ahhhh hes such an albert

by YEYE24 October 22, 2019

Albert

Albert is such an amazing guy. He loves cars and racing. He cares about his friends and family a lot. He is extremely funny. He will also always make you smile when you need it. When being with Albert you just want to hug him and never let him go. He’s like a big teddy bear in a man’s body. He acts like he does not care but really does. He loves to wear these tank tops that make his muscles stand out even more. He will tell you he loves you and reassures you anytime you need it. He’s an amazing guy that anyone would be extremely lucky to have in their life.

My best friend is Albert and I love him.

by Lovergirl_15 November 20, 2023

Albert

That strong type. That type of man to never back down and hold his own. That guy that'll stand up for his family and those closest to him. He's also got warm heart and loves to have meaningful experiences with those in his circle.

An Albert is unforgettable.

by Strat1 November 22, 2021