Albert Weng is a fictional character, he is based off of the character "Humpty Alexander Dumpty." He is a Chinese boy from the Shanxi province. He plays the piano and works out everyday (2kg weights). He looks like an Egg or Golf ball and wears glasses. The Definition: A man that looks like a Golf ball or Egg.
by Trippin Zhang September 9, 2023
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Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”
vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”
vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
by Albert hater December 14, 2023
Get the acrimonious Albert mug.Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.
A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
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Get the albert mug.If you are friends with someone named albert he will rage and scream alot. Will want to be called by flamingo.
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A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick
by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025
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