Poop Tent

An action of pooping with no shirt, top or blouse on. This is due to the fact that the shit smell lingers with you so you are avoiding the stench rising up into your shirt. Doing this action will avoid you smelling like poop after taking a shit.

He got naked to shit so he didn’t have a poop tent created.

by Maverick cobra January 18, 2022

Unders Tent

A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.

“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.

by Ms. Awful August 1, 2018

Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

bed tent

An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent

"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"

by lungdick October 25, 2015

Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018

Tent Time

Ref: horse racing; when a horse is taking back to the tent to be put down after breaking a leg

The QB can’t throw a ball 20 yards, I think it’s tent time

by FiveSicks October 10, 2017

Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.

He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!

by Motomusic May 31, 2019