A gamer probe is when a usb type c cable is probed into ur asshole so far up then it comes out your mouth and connects to ur pc
by Tinkerbell sex addict November 18, 2021
Get the Gamer probemug. This is a person that finds it hard to see any fault of their owns. In their world they are perfect at EVERY game they play, if somebody else is doing badly then they are the reason that said gamer is losing the game. This person thinks of themselves as a master of all games. No matter what, you cannot be better.
How to become a Malicious Gamer -
1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.
2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)
How to become a Malicious Gamer -
1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.
2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)
*Play Call of Duty*
Ted: *Dies*
Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an
imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"
Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"
Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*
Ted: *Dies*
Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an
imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"
Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"
Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*
by sapisexuality July 21, 2014
Get the Malicious Gamermug. Opera GX has launched their own special universe as they have created an online cemetery for gamers they are calling Gamer Graveyard. The concept of it all is kind of entertaining as this is a virtual resting place for your gaming pals who had to stop gaming because real life got in the way. It's a pretty interesting concept which you can do right now, all you have to do is go to the link above to create a virtual tombstone in the metaverse as you'll choose a theme, write a short eulogy, and pay respects by pressing the "F" button. You can also share the tombstone with your friend on social media and find them and others by searching their gamertag. We have more info below, but we highly suggest going off and having fun with it if there's someone you digitally miss.
by The Demoman November 29, 2021
Get the Gamer Graveyardmug. When ones skin is completely pale usually from playing an outrageous amount of video games for a long time period. They also don't like to go outside.
by stuisradical June 7, 2013
Get the Gamers Tanmug. A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.
Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.
by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023
Get the eptic gamermug. When a hardcore gamer goes 24+ hours without eating (or eating next to nothing), simply because he/she is too engrossed in their gaming to remember to eat. One could try to compare this to an eating disorder like anorexia, but it is more like forgetting to eat instead of a mental disorder. The opposite of this is called 'Gamer Gluttony'.
After playing video games all of spring break, Robin was emaciated from his Gamer Diet.
Zoe made pancakes after realizing she had been Gamer Dieting for five days.
Diet Gaming Hardcore Gamer Gamer Gluttony
Zoe made pancakes after realizing she had been Gamer Dieting for five days.
Diet Gaming Hardcore Gamer Gamer Gluttony
by TheBaldMonk May 30, 2016
Get the Gamer Dietmug. by Official Fire November 24, 2016
Get the Gamer shotmug.