by Jfm wrestling June 9, 2024
Get the Jfm wrestling mug.So, when David "wrestles with God," Does he THINK about the CONCEPT of God so hard that he sprains his ankle or does he trip on a rock or...
Hym "Well, what it sounds like is I'm allowed to be either neutral or in favor of God but not allowed to wrestle with God and win. And then I think: No."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
Get the Wrestle with God mug.When someone soaks your ankles in Sunny D while choking you with a WWE belt as you watch the Adam Sandler classic "That's My Boy"
Last night we tried a Sunny Wrestling Boy, guy. It was tangy, breathtaking, and hilarious all at the same time, but didn't do much for me sexually.
by OG Nooger April 8, 2025
Get the Sunny Wrestling Boy mug.A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.
by mymathteachersaburden June 8, 2025
Get the wrestling mug.Verb/Action: Two Women in a pool, on surfboards, try and towel snap each others beans until either one cums or falls into the water. Each contestant must take a hit. You Are allowed to hop on the other opponents surfboard and use Non-Weapon/Melee attacks to the clit.
by gv_86 October 19, 2025
Get the New Caledonian Clit Wrestling mug.After eating a lunch of broccoli and beans, I told my boss I was going to go to the bathroom and wrestle the fudge weasel.
by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025
Get the Wrestle the Fudge Weasel mug.Person A: after eating that large lunch of beans and broccoli I have to go to the bathroom and wrestle a fudge weasel.
Person B: make sure you use the air freshener when you’re done.
Person B: make sure you use the air freshener when you’re done.
by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025
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