Winkerty

(adj) Description of something that someone has done, or made (usually a movement or skill) which is completed, but looks odd ..... but they do it !

"Well ... you did it, but it looked sort-of .... 'er ...... winkerty !"

by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009

Mirror Wanker

Someone who is extremely arrogant. He is so into himself that the only thing that turns him on is his own reflection.

What a mirror wanker, telling everyone about his new car.

by Mit Snereif December 16, 2009

Ebay Wanker

A person missing a few braincells who bids on an item before the last few minutes. Great for the seller not so great for the buyers including the EW themselves

"Hey Jeff you get that signed Star Wars trainset you were after in the end?"

"No the Ebay Wankers strikes back."

by beyoncesbitch January 12, 2012

Double Wanker Sign

The action associated when calling someone a double wanker. The gesture is expressed by having each arm at either side of hips with hands in a wanker motion. Can sometimes be confused with a monkey chant.

Police: What are you doing there on camera?
Gav the Chav: It's clearly the double wanker sign!

by vestrynow November 14, 2012

Wuhan Wanker

A man from wuhan with the corona virus but is a nice man also

Kai boulton is a wuhan wanker

by Small booga February 17, 2020

Mask Wanker

A person who wears a face mask in an area where they are not required to and extremely unlikely to catch any virus such as inside a car

Mostly applies to people wearing masks in cars alone

Look at that woman next to us wearing a mask in the car, she's a mask wanker

by Bruhh4488 December 23, 2021

Wicker Man

Burning innocent virgins in wicker caskets in the shape of men. Ritual to a great fire god to which a small island played homage to.

Shall we burn our little wicker virgins and make them nice and crispy!?

by Molt3h June 29, 2004