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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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Valentina Wallinger

the coolest, nicest,smartest,most gorgeous,prettiest,funniest and way more she is the nicest and sweetest girl of all time
I love you
Did u see Valentina Wallinger, she looked so pretty today
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Valentina Wallinger

the coolest, nicest,smartest,most gorgeous,prettiest,funniest,truly beautiful dirty blonde, and way more she is the nicest and sweetest girl of all time
I love you,also the sweetesttttt person
Did u see Valentina Wallinger, she looked so pretty today
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cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington
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A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
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A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
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