cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
by smartist June 10, 2008
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flashback wig

A wig/hairpiece used on film or TV during a scene that is set in the past. Its purpose is to show the audience that "this scene happened in the past! Look! He has moe haiiiir!"
In the second scene of the first episode of the show, we see a flashback to Jack's days as a surgeon. He is wearing a really overdone flashback wig.
by Panna September 30, 2005
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Wig pushed back

To get your wig pushed back means to be killed by a gun shot
Fam owes me mad bread and still ain't paid me yet. I'm finna to go over to his crib right now. He bout to get his wig pushed back gee.
by El General November 15, 2023
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Dirty wig shopper

Someone who is or likes transsexuals secretly and it is implied has a small penis who never agrees to show it
Rowan is a dirty wig shopper, he won’t show me his dick and I’m pretty sure he likes trannies
by WigShopper July 01, 2024
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Wig Adjustment

When a gay man readjusts his balls in his jockstrap.
Nick snuck away to his bedroom for a wig adjustment.
by Michelle22 October 22, 2022
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clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig
I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig
by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013
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No Wig Winter

A female alternate version of No Nut November. Females have the challenge to go the entire season in Winter without wearing a wig.
Girl, my hair is looking rough because of no wig winter.
by 90210jimmy November 02, 2022
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