Walrus

That fat girl in the office who thinks she's the smartest most beautiful and hardworking person in the world. When she's not instant messaging her coworker that sits 10 feet away you might find her talking extremely loud on the phone to show everyone how smart she is. She is millennial so she deserves that half and hour morning and afternoon vape break where she bitches about everyone in the office.

That fucking Walrus has been talking on the phone for 30 minutes about her new appartment. What a great use of company time.

by MickeyMouse2233 November 19, 2017

walrus

walruses r kuul. they are mystical and no body knows their orgin.

wow that walrus is kuul
i know man

by notarielfountain May 6, 2018

walrus

To grind on, or dry hump someone as if you were a walrus rolling down onto a mate.

Walrus me baby
Ben walrused me in bed yesterday
I love walrusing other people

by kenna_christie June 26, 2016

Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.

"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

good walrus

A sex toy

Ooh..Mommy ur being a good walrus.

by Poo hesda January 30, 2017

walrus

fat animal or insult to fat kid.

you are a walrus. the zish ate a walrus.

by AJAX 33 April 8, 2020

To walrus

To lay lazily, preferably with friend(s); to snack hard or eat large quantities of food and binge watch shows, often while under the influence of herbs

Tay and I love to walrus all day; we can't stop eating snacks and we haven't moved from this couch in hours, we are walrusing hard, and the dog really needs a walk.

by PNWtater May 21, 2020