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Vampire Wannabe

A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.
HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!
by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021
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vampire queen

This vampire queen sucks blood
by Whitechoocolatecookie July 9, 2014
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vampire weekend

a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.
"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."
by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021
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Reverse Vampire

When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.
Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.
by Jolene Dillionwinkle January 12, 2023
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Prostate vampire

When you are having sex, and your partner sticks a knife inside your ass, then proceeds to drink your blood, after sex kiss, optional.
Man that goth chick from last night was really a prostate vampire! I came all over!
by Sick_lil_me September 5, 2019
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vampire shower

It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower
Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.
by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017
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Vampires Kiss

When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.
“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”
by A Mistake on God’s part February 12, 2020
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