Santa's Trumpet

when a man jizzes in a girls ass, and the the woman continues to fart the jizz out of her ass onto the mans face.

Santa's Trumpet is between a woman and a man

by blowpipe December 29, 2013

BROWN TRUMPET

Racial slur towards blacks. In reference to black american Jazz musicians

Tim: Let's hit that Blues Fest on the riverfront this weekend
Ban: Fuck that, all it will be is a bunch of brown trumpets and wetbacks

by Phatban87 September 20, 2016

Angry Trumpet

While getting head, the man blows diarrhea all over the bed/other party.

I was straddling her chest while she was blowing me, so those burritos made for a great Angry Trumpet.

by neosteauxbai June 29, 2009

trumpet beetle

A species of beetle known for their ninja powers.

Man that kid came at me like a trumpet beetle.

by Kathyk October 28, 2014

Upside down trumpet

To fellate while fondling the scrotum

That woman knows how to play the upside down trumpet

by Love_handle May 25, 2015

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

bronze trumpet

Intercorse between to very very gay cock fags. When the male pulls out of the other mans ass,and the other man gives the other man a blow job!

So when im done doing you in the ass you want to give me a bronze trumpet

by banana warrior March 29, 2009