Sweaty trumpet

Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.

After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.

by The Gerk July 13, 2010

air trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.

Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.

by GingerArch December 20, 2013

Gooey Trumpet

When you fart and cum at the same time

me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet

by jayareaye April 16, 2014

Vitamin Trumpet

A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.

"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"

"use your vitamin trumpet"

by theantiscro May 11, 2014

soggy trumpet

A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.

Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me

by Reptar77 December 16, 2014

Chubby Trumpet

When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.

Man,I begged my girl to give me a Chubby Trumpet last night. Sadly, she said no.

by Space Cowboy Jones March 18, 2015

Sloppy Trumpet

1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.

Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.

by dougfischer August 17, 2015