bitch torpedo

When a jealous girl sends the girl you like a string of lies and torpedos your relationship.

Bitch Torpedo: A verbal lie from a third party that ruins a prospective relationship.

by Apopolouis November 11, 2014

dirty tortellini

noun - (dirt·y tort·ell·ini)

1. the citation of acknowledging a teammates outlandish behavior

"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "

2. the dirtiest tortellini, dirtier than the dirtiest (sexual innuendo implied)

"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."

"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "

"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."

by dirty tortellini May 4, 2014

chest torpedoes

another term for boobs/breasts

Man, she so fine, and her tits are so huge.. they're like chest torpedoes!

by RingtailedFox October 1, 2015

Street Torpedo

The gentle breeze felt while skateboarding with your zipper down causes one to get an erection; the skateboarder then wipes out and falls directly on his dick, breaking it or causing disturbing damage.

I can no longer have children because I was skateboarding yesterday and did a Street Torpedo.

by Caveman96 December 16, 2015

brewing torpedo

The feeling you get when you are deep inside your lady's sloppy wet pussy and you're about to bust a nut.

I was deep inside Gertrude last night. She gave me the best brewing torpedo that came from deep within my balls. It was amazing!!!aghhhh

by Creepy Peter August 3, 2016

Broton Torpedo

Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.

I just saw them fire broton torpedos.

by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016

ree-turted

When one has achieved enlightenment through the practice of ingesting the smoke of the marijuanna leaf, said enlightenment maybe mistaken for a form of mental retardation hence the term "ree-turted".

"dude-babe, last night at the frat house i was so ree-turted i gave this ugly woman named katie my pipe".

by al ahuakbar January 10, 2017