toké toké

Pronounced tokie tokie, means to smoke weed.

Wanna toké toké in ma room?

by kjax May 31, 2006

One Toke Joke

An OTJ Is a friend that gets super high off one bowl of marijuana and becomes the biggest cheese in all existence.

Person 1: Duude I'm so high right now

Person 2: You've only smoked one bowl? I'm packing you another?

Person 1: Noo man I'm wayy to baked already

Person 2: Fucking one toke joke

by atown5641 December 11, 2014

took one for the team.

Many definitions, but for women it usually means flirting all night with an unattractive/lame guy you are not AT ALL interested in so him and his group of friends can:

A) Get you AND your girlfriends in club/lounge/event for free or pay for you all.
B) Get you AND your girlfriends into VIP.

C) Supply drinks all night for you AND your girlfriends.

Yes you end up annoyed all night and the guy acts as a major c*ck-block and you'll have to comprise a way to artfully dismiss him at the night's end, but at least you're tipsy and you're friends will thank you later because they are having a blast.

PAYING IT FORWARD.

Last night was so much fun! So glad Rachel took one for the team by entertaining that fugly dude at the VMA after party. Who knew he was bffls with Kanye?

take one for the team A.K.A.:
Took one for the team.

Taking one for the team.

Taking it for the team.

etc...

by Jm. Belle. November 5, 2010

halo toked

getting a high off of playing way too much Halo/Halo 2

Cason just got halo toked for 36 hours straight yousse guyssse

by JESSE JAMMONS May 13, 2005

salad toke

An underground way of asking or implying smoking marijuana; This definition only should be in reference to smoking herbs, hence the word salad.

Yo, are you down to get some salad toke?

by lets nina dance October 22, 2009

Cosmin Toke

The best way of smoking a joint.
Step 1- take a toke and inhale
Step 2- Exhale slowly into your mouth
Step 3- Push the smoke out of ur mouth with your tongue while simultaneously breathing in through your nose.
Step 4- repeat until all smoke is gone

Guy 1 "aww man I have barely any weed, i dont even know if i can get high off this"
Guy 2 "you can get high off any amount man, just Cosmin toke it"
Guy 1 "oh shit ur right"

by Cosmintoker September 21, 2011

tonkey

A Scouse (Liverpool, England)slang word for condom, first made popular in the early 1970s. Probably introduced via sailors (Lpool being a port) and tangentially related to the word: honkey-tonk. You can look up that one yourself.

"Eh, Steve Quinn has robbed a tonkey off 'is brother and thinks ee's dead 'ard."

by Oscar Plankton III October 21, 2004