tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.

I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy

by paul barman May 2, 2006

e ticket

Something that is exciting to do; generally has an intersting or exciting sensation. Comes from years ago when the most expensive rides at Disneyland required the most expensive and coveted "e ticket" from the book of venue tickets one purchased when entering Disneyhland.

"That new 400 HP GTO can give you an e-ticket ride."

by Chango2 July 28, 2005

skin ticket

A tab broken off a pop or beer can with the little loop that attaches it to the can still intact. Can be given to boyfriend/girlfriend/fuckbuddy as a way to get "skin" (sexual favours).

*breaks tab off generic soda can*
hey, it's a skin ticket!
*gives to girlfriend, we make out*

by _jett_ September 27, 2006

stink claw tickler

The female assumes the "doggie style" position, the middle most finger is inserted in the butt to excite the lesser known 'z' spot, the designated pointer is inserted into the vagina to excite the popular 'g' spot, whilst the thumb is used to tickle the clitoris.

see also: stink claw nibbler

after just a few minutes of the stink claw tickler... she passed out!

by bjochen April 1, 2008

tucker max

The author of I Hope they serve beer in Hell and of tuckermax.com, both of on which he posts stories of hooking up with women and drunken adventures which he claims are true. However, his website is heavily censored, a mere mention of the O&A interview in which they tore apart his stories (hosted on youtube for the public to see) will get you IP banned from the site's message board. The man is out to make money and get girls, which is respectable, but as he makes a point of calling out posers, it becomes obvious what a hypocrite he really is. (Also, see the talk page on wikipedia in which his girlfriend tells about his double life and what an act it all is). The sad truth is, he's just a pretender with entirely too many STDs.

Tucker Max's Abinsthe Doughnut story was called out in the O&A interview, on the grounds that there never was a police report, making the entire story false. He changed his story into it being a subway, but the fact remains, the majority of his stories are BS.

by TuckerMaxisFake October 5, 2006

shit ticket

square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.

The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.

by dronp November 15, 2010

Gwendalyn Ashley Tucker (Supermodel)

Gwendalyn Ashley Tucker is a Liberian Supermodel, Entrepreneur, and Ambassador, born and raised in Africa. She won 'Liberia's Next Supermodel' competition showcase in 2018. Gwendalyn Ashley Tucker is also known as the spouse of Werley Nortreus, a Haitian Music Artist, Author, and CEO of Ceraphin Corporation.

Did you know that Gwendalyn Ashley Tucker (Supermodel) won 'Liberia's Next Supermodel' competition showcase in 2018?

by Mikee Brown September 17, 2018