fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.

by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009

Snitch weasel

One who does very sneaky or sly things under peoples noses goes against the moral code of society. Can be categorized by a snitch scope, beak, talons, hooves. Another word to disguise Jew to cover up for dropping those hard js. Swiper from Dora the Explorer

That little snitchweasel stole my shoes he left his snitch weasel talons on the scene of the crime.
Hes spying on us with his god damn snitch scope

by MyGute December 15, 2010

bus weasel

a dumb person who looks like a weasel

damn dude u moms a bus weasel she sure is dumb and ugly.

by nick meyer November 16, 2007

Dick weasel

A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness

Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.

by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018

Butt Weasel

A butt Weasel is a person who is considered a scrawny little weirdo you'll often witness them Yelling at people of authority, females and their own mothers. at night the butt weasel curls into a ball like position and contemplates its next stupid move of the following day. Its main task at work is to do absolutley nothing and become very agitated once they are summoned to do physical labor at their job.

Wow i cannot believe that Guy is yelling at his female boss like that, although it had planted many trees and are physically tired doesnt mean the butt weasel can do absolutley nothing at work, occasionally will say multiple retarted outbursts

by Res562cue May 14, 2016

Stoat and Weasel

Diesel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump

by anonymous May 23, 2022

Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018