The Whole Nine Yards

A term dating back to World War 2 referring to a fighter pilot using up all of his ammunition attempting to bring down an enemy plane, the ammunition belts the guns used being nine yards in length on average, hence the term.

I gave him The Whole Nine Yards, and he still wouldn't go down!

by dood87 March 31, 2010

sixty-nine 11

When a man is horizontal on his back while a woman is riding him cowboy and another woman is sitting on his face. This word derives it's name from the hybrid of the sixty-nine and the "twin towers" that are on top of the male.

Maxx sixty-nine 11ed Jill and Julie, what a stud.

by AssCommander May 14, 2007

Whole Nine Yards

The length of a belt of machine-gun ammuition used in some WWII fighter plains

'gave him the whole nine yards

by Archerr December 27, 2003

dry sixty nine

A softcore version of the more widely known sixty nine. The dry sixty nine is donw with clothes on. Side effects may inclue: denim face, velcro chin, zipper burn and draw string asphyxia

That girl was such a prude, she would only dry sixty nine!

Come on honey, are you really gonna be that mad? All I did with that girl was dry sixty nine. It was totally innocent!

by Marin Dad September 29, 2008

Nine Volt Pussy

This is a pussy that tastes so bad that you recoil in horror after sticking your tongue on it. Much like what happens when you put your tongue on a 9 Volt Battery.

"Damn, that bitch had a straight Nine Volt pussy, I don't think it's been washed in a week!"

by Oceansidesurf June 26, 2008

nine inch nails

Nails that are nine inches in proportion.

Simon: "I need to build a house. How long should the nails be?"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"

by Tre' Sowers February 20, 2007

Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010