cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

Crusted Ohio Pickle

Someone born in ohio has a fried chicken like infection on their penis with a Pickled-Smell wih a hint of cheese.

My buddy erick has a Crusted Ohio Pickle

by SlipperyAnus32 April 13, 2024

Crust

Verb - to crust something

To finish or complete something, usually an argument.
Originated in the rhyming slang "Crusty Bread" meaning "'nuff said"

Batman would kick spider-man's ass
No he wouldn't, spider-man is way better!
Will you guys shut up and crust it?

by Chadders66 April 5, 2011

Road crust

Leftover pizza crust that one takes to go in an informal fashion.

I wasn’t quite full when we left the pizza restaurant so I took a little road crust for the car.

by PrettyFeet March 24, 2024

Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)

"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"

by SuperBun October 18, 2022

bare crust

Someone who has a lot of crust on their hands, feet and knees. The crust has a yellow colour to it and has a rough texture. It can not be fixed by any moisturiser and in plumb, spotty, smelly ginger people.

Wow don’t you think Owen warburton has bare crust

by Billybobbly man tits December 8, 2018