Human Nest

It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping

“Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Build The Nest

When you have to take a dump and the toilet seat is a mess and there is nothing around to clean it, take some toilet paper and arrange them on the toilet seat. This gives a nice clean surface to sit on, protecting you from the nasty stains, sweat, and hair. When done properly, it will look like a nest. Before building the nest, always make sure theres enough toilet paper so you can whipe afterwards.

Building the nest is commonly done in public restrooms such as porta pottys and mall bathrooms.

Brian: god dammit, Chris left some shit stains and ass hair on the toilet seat. Hopefully theres enough shit tickets to build the nest.

by Dirty Antwan August 26, 2025

Crow's Nest

The padding of toilet paper one puts around the toilet seat in a public restroom.

That toilet seat must be really nasty because the Lasr guy left a crow's nest.

by Reimancts August 11, 2018

Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"

Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."

by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023

the cuckoo's nest

the greatest online fringe conspiracy forum

the cuckoo's nest beats all other conspiracy nest hands down.

by KiLLuMiNaTi January 1, 2013

feeding the birds nest

A group sex act involving two men and a woman, where one man gives the other a blowjob until ejaculation, then holds the semen in his mouth and blows it into the female's vagina.

Feeding the birds nest is so sensual, I feel like it allows me, Sophia, and Paul to really feel the best of each other.

by BeanerWeiner69 August 21, 2024

Milk him in the nest

To make sure you treat your man right while you in return will not receive dick.

“It’s what you didn’t do for him. Goin to bed then she’s gonna milk him in the nest.” - Mmh yeah boii

by Yeaboii6969 October 10, 2020