Desk nest

When you're so tired at work that you curl up and nap under your desk

"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"

"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."

by ancientostrich September 22, 2015

death nest

Depressed and loneliness driven act where one buys new bedding and creates an impenetrable comfort zone in which to relinquish and surrender to the battle.

The fuck outta my death nest, interloper!

by Mciver83 March 31, 2021

Birds Nest

When you stretch ur nutsack out into a bowl and let your pecker otherwise known as the bird dip it’s nose in the nest.

In the shower I gathered up water with my birds nest .

by PringleHULK May 20, 2022

Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

ants nest

A meeting place for hoes

I am horny feel I going ants nest later

by Yoko Fung November 16, 2019

nest tongue insect

one of those plant thingies with a thick stem and a big flat thing on top and a lot of spots. don't eat a nest tongue insect for they make you throw up your own digestive system

Timmy: OH MY GOD JOE!!!
Joe: *dead corpse on the floor, with a nest tongue insect beside him*
Timmy: joe. you ate a nest tongue insect, didn't you
joe: trhfrhgointrgihiongi4hnifnk4fini54niehi

by kigfignvfdliojfdj March 13, 2020

Bird’s Nest

A fucking pest. Also known as a BN.

He’s a right bird’s nest.

You’re such a bird’s nest!

There’s a load of BNs out today isn’t there?

by Mickymcdonnell August 4, 2022