Log tm

The randomest Cards Against Humanity card

Why am I broke?

Log tm

Critical Thinking

Mommy and Daddy fighting

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

save log

A record kept being referred back to for future reference. Examples, Journal, Family Tree, Recipe Book, Mirror Notes, Self Texts.

Keep a save log of your day to look back and reflect upon.

Keeping a save log can help you in your studies.

by Green Starlight May 9, 2020

Da log

A great drinking spot in the woods. A great place for drinking Mickey’s deuces in excess without worrying about the cops. It might not be that comfortable but all of places to piss and different ways to run if the cops did come into the woods.

Hey are you going to “Da Log” later? Because T.C. Is getting cases and cases of deuces right now and you know the Elsmere cops won’t bother us there!!

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

log slam

To fuck roughly.

My girlfriend loves it when I log slam her ass and call her a slut.

by SamTheSlayer September 30, 2012

epic log

Another saying for taking a big shit.

person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet

person2: yea,it was huge

by jessiedame March 13, 2011

Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018