Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019

Mud Grapes

Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.

I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.

by Turban_Pictionary May 3, 2017

graped out

forgetting to properly grip and sip while drinking grape drink, consequently resulting in a massive stomach ache

Thug 1: Yo you want another can of grape drink?
Thug 2" Nahh man, im feelin a little graped out

by Tha Grimace February 20, 2011

blood grapes

Clots of blood discharged during your period.

I have a lot of blood grapes this cycle.

by Periodexpert June 13, 2018

Grape Hanger

The testicles and or scrotum of a grown man.

God damn it Brenda! Your busting my grape Hangers.

by Philipo November 24, 2016

Grape head

Somebody who’s a bit of a knobhead but still a decent person

P1: Shut up you midget

P2: Shut up you grape head

by BigManKevFromHouse69 February 24, 2020

space grapes

small nuggets of marijuana, usually purple weed, that are extremely potent.

T-minus those space grapes into a fat earthquake.

by Fingaz Da Husla July 21, 2013