counter kid

A person who was born on the turn of the century, thus their age is “counted” by the current year.

“How old is Bob?”
“He’s a counter kid”
“Oh he must be 17 then”

by Magnificat December 11, 2017

counter troll

Answering the troll with such outmost sincerity it completely wrecks the whole point of trolling.

- Jeez, don't feed the trolls.
- Shut-up and counter troll the mf instead.

by Mr. Cocksson December 3, 2017

Counter Strike (CS)

Mixing Cocaine and Speed, and snort it from an iphone.

What's the menu today?
What about Counter Strike (CS)?
Sure, do you need a card?

by Zzigg November 23, 2021

Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

the counter

very few can defeat peterbot, the best fortnite player in the world, let alone survive an encounter with him. the COUNTER, however, is one who has proved numerous times that it is indeed possible.

LeChaewon (combination of lebron james (NBA player) and kim chaewon (kpop idol))

A: "peterbot is gonna win again"
B: "nah, the counter is in his lobby"

A: "peterbot is literally thanos"
B: "not if the counter has anything to say about it"

A: "bro I heard you killed peterbot!"
B: "I'm the counter"

by Renuu October 8, 2025

over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over on the kitchen counter

She went on an over-the-counter date

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023