Bridge Wank

The act of holding yourself up by one hand (e.g. On your bed) and holding your other side up with your feet (e.g. On a table or windowsill) and wanking. The increased blood flowing to the penis makes you more erect.

"Dude I just caught my son bridge wanking in his room."

by Harambeisinourhearts August 24, 2017

Bridge hogger

An often perfidious person who commits the act of needlessly getting in one's way or stealing one's turn.

Also used as a verb to represent blocking the pathway to one's metaphorical bridge or chosen passage.

A variant on the verb "to snake", also meaning to impede upon a person's path.

Dude, I was playng Legend of Zelda on the Wii and that Yeti was a total Bridge hogger. What a bastard."

by Don'tHogMyBridge December 29, 2010

Miles bridges

A rapper from the mitten who plays basketball on the side. He has managed to turn his life into a mycareer player and he just completes side missions.

“Miles bridges is cold, he just dropped his career high then went to the studio to clock in.”

by Espn trap news February 4, 2022

sally Bridges

The name my gorgeous girlfriend will go by once I ask her to be my wife.

"Are you going to change your name to Sally Bridges once we get married?"

by Shreksswamp1800 July 18, 2021

bridging beer

When you drink a weak as piss beer because a mate's either brought it over and you're trying not to offend them, or your alternative beer is strong and you need a temporary break from that sweet, sweet nectar because life with it is like continually shooting up rainbows and you need

something to remind you shit's real

Mate pass us a bridging beer

by Roboyo May 5, 2016

John Bridges

a young english teacher. He is a simp, handsome teacher, and very lazy. He never gives homework because he is to lazy to grade it.

I am a John Bridges because i never do my homework

by John Bridges 123 February 4, 2020

Alex Bridges

Alex Bridges is a hockey player. The best of his generation, and damn is he a handsome one. He likes to make fun of Tfong for watching KPop, and is very popular and good at succeeding in life.

Oh damnnnnn, Tfong! I’m boutta Alex Bridges you, stop watching Kpop HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSGDJDJEJWUWJE. gg bro

by motzaburger May 15, 2020